"Hey, Bob, close your office blinds." "Why?" "NEVER MIND! JUST CLOSE EM!" "What’s that squelching noise?" "Oh dear gods, get the salt! get the salt!" "Oh the humanity!" (i can’t claim it as a tale, as this was our riffing, as giant snails take over shanghai. )

"Hey, Bob, close your office blinds." "Why?" "NEVER MIND! JUST CLOSE EM!" "What’s that squelching noise?" "Oh dear gods, get the salt! get the salt!" "Oh the humanity!" (i can’t claim it as a tale, as this was our riffing, as giant snails take over shanghai. )